Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt’s wedding, on 11th August 2014
Fucking finally. She was absolutely stunning. Simple and beautiful. He was too. They are amazing.
Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”
"He still a baby"
"He just playin."
"He just really really likes new people"
Is that Eddie from that’s so raven
breaking news: we’re all sims playing sims playing sims
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.