you-betterhopefor-hope:

Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt’s wedding, on 11th August 2014

Fucking finally. She was absolutely stunning. Simple and beautiful. He was too. They are amazing.

(Source: torpedinous)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

keepthepeaceup:

naomicampbellsvevo:

cosbyykidd:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”

"He still a baby"

"He just playin."

"He just really really likes new people"

Oh no.

Is that Eddie from that’s so raven

indykatya:

breaking news: we’re all sims playing sims playing sims

(Source: sowsly)

(Source: dudeitsjusthomer)

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

gingahhh:

oh my god

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.